October 21, 2014
someactorkid:


sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging

someactorkid:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging

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October 20, 2014

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

October 20, 2014

breakfastsexual:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

What a time to be alive

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October 20, 2014

doggette:

My mom trains dogs at a class every Saturday. She just sent me these Malamute pictures.

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October 20, 2014

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October 20, 2014

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

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October 20, 2014

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

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October 20, 2014
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

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October 20, 2014
brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

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October 20, 2014

silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

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October 20, 2014

weloveshortvideos:

So this happened on Brazilian TV.

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October 20, 2014
effyeahnerdfighters:

maureenjohnsonbooks:

thehpalliance:





“I realize I may be a high-functioning sociopath, but I do have … feelings. Do you have feelings, John?”
Benedict Cumberbatch put his hand on John Green’s shoulder. John Green gripped the wheel and steered the submarine around a treasure chest on the sea floor.
“Nope,” John Green said.
“I think you’re lying. I’ve been watching you, remember? You are made of feelings. You cried whilst reading the Staples catalog.”
“Look, I just think it’s nice that people put so much thought into office supplies.”
“John, John…” Benedict Cumberbatch was at his most Cumberbatchly. His cheekbones glinted in the sealight. “Don’t deny your feelings.”
He leaned in closer…

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IT IS COMING.

Maureen, Maureen, Maureen!

effyeahnerdfighters:

maureenjohnsonbooks:

thehpalliance:

“I realize I may be a high-functioning sociopath, but I do have … feelings. Do you have feelings, John?”

Benedict Cumberbatch put his hand on John Green’s shoulder. John Green gripped the wheel and steered the submarine around a treasure chest on the sea floor.

“Nope,” John Green said.

“I think you’re lying. I’ve been watching you, remember? You are made of feelings. You cried whilst reading the Staples catalog.”

“Look, I just think it’s nice that people put so much thought into office supplies.”

“John, John…” Benedict Cumberbatch was at his most Cumberbatchly. His cheekbones glinted in the sealight. “Don’t deny your feelings.”

He leaned in closer…

Want more? Donating to the Harry Potter Alliance is the only way you can read the sequel to Maureen Johnson’s incredible Vlogbrothers/Sherlock/Doritos fanfic. Donate here

IT IS COMING.

Maureen, Maureen, Maureen!

October 20, 2014

yourspookyknightofbreath:

all the retail stores right now

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October 20, 2014

keystonecougar:

cautioncat:

sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

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October 20, 2014

not-giving-any:

frickyeahfeminism:

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

And the thing is that so many young men and teenage boys find Family Guy to be the “funniest” show imaginable. They quote it endlessly and go on and on about it because that’s how the show was designed.

But along with all this crude humor they love so much, these boys are taking in normalized emotional, verbal, and physical abuse and domestic violence. All these things are a joke to them. A lot of shows are bad with this, but I think Family Guy is one of the all-time worst. Abuse and domestic violence is nothing more than a punchline. It’s not just a normalized thing in the plotline. It is the literal joke.

Plus all of the two female characters in this show—Meg, Lois—are only punchlines. (Haha insecure teenage girl! Haha hot mom! How original.) Nothing extremely wild and crazy happens to them, unless these wild things show just how “useless” and “silly” they are in the end.  

I hate how abuse is handled in this show. I hate how women are treated in this show. I hate how racist it is. How homophobic it is. How crude it is. How it’s not OFF THE AIR ALREADY. And how obsessed men are with it. And how easy men are taking it all in.  

I hate this show so much. I hate it hate it hate it!!

Another thing about family guy is that the show (in my opinion) is ableist. There was this one episode where Peter found out he’s “mentally retarded” (as the show put it) and how THAT was the reason he’s incapable if showing affection toward his family. But with what
frickyeahfeminism
said, Peter doesn’t show a lack of empathy, he shows a lack of caring for female characters and is horribly abusive. And the producers tried ~justifying~ that by throwing in an episode trying to “prove” how it wasn’t his fault because he was disabled. I’ve babysat an infant with diarrhea and that show still contains the most shit I’ve ever witnessed.

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